500 Reasons why Terran is the worst race -UPDATED-

[-MatriX-]

500 Reasons why Terran is the worst race

[GLOW=FF0000]RULES UPDATED!! READ![/GLOW]Before you put anything, you must read the rules. Make sure you follow them or your post will be edited or deleted. The rules are below.

• You must include at least 3 reasons for every time you post in this thread.
• Make sure it is an actual reason.
• You must stay on subject at all times.
• If the reason you include is already posted by someone else then someone will tell you (Most likely me) to change the reason.
• We can go past 500 reasons.
• You can't skip any numbers or your post will be edited.
• No double posting, no matter what the reason. Always use edit instead.
• If editing your post cannot fix the problem, then wait for someone else to post and include another reason with your new post.

Start posting those reasons! I'll post the beginning 5.

1. Terran are humans like us, making them boring.
2. They all smoke, making none of them unique.
3. They have weak armor, despite the amount of metal surrounding them.
4. They all sound like cowboys.
5. Most of their deaths are not cool like Protoss or Zerg.

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[Lwek]

6. SCVs are abbreviated from Special Commanding Unit.

 

[chocolate]

7. Terran Bunkers require men to actually fire.

 

[Moof-Ader]

8.Terran Valkries take 3 food to make.

 

[TrongaMonga]

9. They do drugs.

10. All their women are covered with armors or machines....

 

[Moof-Ader]

11.Battlecruisers talk funny

 

[((Apocolypse))]

12. They have the weakest basic attacking unit (The Marine opposed to the Zealot or the Zergling)

 

[Moof-Ader]

13.Medics splatter all over the place

 

[-MatriX-]

14. They lie to the citizens to make them feel safer.
15. There are no police, they just let people murder, rape, bomb, and all that other crap on anyone they want.
16. They don't have yoyo's.

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[betaalpha5]

17. u have to have turrents early or dt will f u up

18. the tanks change so slow

19. melee units kill siegn tanks in 5 secs flat

20. medics cant attack

21. repairing mech units take forever

22. valks have terrible acc

23. if a medic heals some1 and runs out of energy, no other medic will take out so it would take forever or that medic t o recharge and heal

24. they let one of their fighters to be infested

 

[-MatriX-]

OMFG LOL newbie4lyfe... (I splitted the posts.)
25. They just go ahead and say: "Oh, go ahead Zerg. Infest all Ghosts!"
26. They act too tough even when dying.
27. All they drink is beer. (Good to some people.)

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[aphextwin]

28.) Firebats are being underused yet they do really good dmg. they are 1 of my favourite units...
29.) ghosts are hella weak and takes a hella long time to make.
30.) (quotes from: sci vessel) how much stupider can a terran get... "who set all these lab monkeys free" "E=MC.... doh i better get my notebook" "i think we MAY have a gas leak (with high pitch sound at end)"
-edit-
thank you matrix for deleting my multiple posts

 

[betaalpha5]

30. in late game, terran are screwed if the zerg player decides to use dark swarm.

31. bout half of their ground units are organic. so irradte bout half the army

32. nuking is almost impossbile now in expert games

 

[-MatriX-]

33. They never sacrifice for their planet, they rather run then die.
34. They have too balanced of everything making nothing their strong point.
35. Even though they might be smart enough, they never do anything as effective as in the current day.

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[Arwhy]

36. Terrans are lings. Earthlings.
37. Their Battlecruiser's mighty 'gun batteries' can only fire one laser at a time.
38. Their dropships are slow.

 

[Original Raccoon]

39. They cannot have kinky alien sex.
40. Their savior is balding.
41. They have cheap tactics like sneaking in with Mines and shooting from far away with Tanks. :#

 

[betaalpha5]

42. they dont use bombs even thou today the bomb everything

43. sci vessals are too slow do be of any real good

44. they are the only race that cannon upgrade the dropship's range

45. they dont have a way to transport men to another location instantly i.e recall, canal

 

[-MatriX-]

Do to the fact that nobody has been following the rules this thread is closed. And the reason I edited a post was to change the numbers. They were incorrect since I splitted the thread including a post with 1 reason, not three, making the numbers off, so I had to edit it.


~CLOSED.

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