If I was a girl...

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If i was a girl

i wouldnt be this stupid of making this thread
i wouldnt join battleforums
i wouldnt know what the **** diablo 2 is
i wouldnt give a **** about sports.



what if you was a girl?
 

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if i was a girl ive have longer hair a pussy, big boobs and oh yeah id be a lesbian! :)
 

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Originally posted by Rock_on
if i was a girl ive have longer hair a pussy, big boobs and oh yeah id be a lesbian! :)
i swear to god that said longer pussy hair.
 

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ya lesbian all the way..the thought of men isn't appealing. I'd prolly be a pornstar if i was a hot girl.
 

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thats why they invented paper bags!
 

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yes i would be a lesbian defenatly. and paper bags are for lunch, not for storing pieces of shit
 

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NO that would be murder, paper bags are so you dont have to kill them and you dont get sent to jail to get butt seks from some guy twice your size who hAPPENS TO STAY IN THE SAME Cell as you...
 

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if i was a girl id be UGLY. id be a ugly musclular manly hairy looking lesbian =o like my bus driver named joe. ><
 

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@tweak lol yah but then again my friend jared and i can just start to talk and piss all the chicks around us off.

and **** i'd only be a lesbian if i could score another hot lesbian. All you'd need is to be this damn fine bitch, then go down to a club, where this ****ing 6'7 263lbs lesbian biker with "WHO NEEDS MEN" tattooed across her back, who has a mustache, and speaks in death metal vocals saying "hi sweet thang, let momma give you some suga"
 

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Originally posted by Rock_on
NO that would be murder, paper bags are so you dont have to kill them and you dont get sent to jail to get butt seks from some guy twice your size who hAPPENS TO STAY IN THE SAME Cell as you...
well thats why u dont leave your fingerprints/hair/any forensic evidence behind like all the 99% of criminals that do it. u then pour acid on the body just for fun
 

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I'd probably be the same as I am if I were male... Only outer appearance would change. Oh, and I'd be better at sports and probably have been beaten up physically rather than verbally as a child (read: in elementary and middle schools). Oh, and hopefully I'd be able to go to LANs. And be able to work during the summer at the job that I want to... Damn arm muscles. Or lack thereof.
 

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you should be able to go to lans, i know plenty of girls that do
 

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i would be a lesbian and sell my body to em for big bucks!
 

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Originally posted by l33t bunny master
ya lesbian all the way..the thought of men isn't appealing. I'd prolly be a pornstar if i was a hot girl.
what he sed.
 

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To the LAN statement: Yeah, well... My mom has a thing against people saying shit, ****, and assorted other words for some reason. Ye gods, school's worse. But then again, you can't be legally banned from school by your parents. I enjoyed the one or two LANs I went to greatly.
 

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